Where's my F'n Chocolate?!?!?!

OK...day 10 of the new healthy lifestyle (aka, punishment). I'm getting to that point in the month when a woman might want some chocolate, ya know?  At first you just kinda think "Hmmm, chocolate does sound yummy.  Could totally go for some chocolate.  Don't NEED it, but it'd be cool."  Well, that was me two days ago.  Today, I don't just want the chocolate, I F'N NEED IT!  OH MY GAWWWWWD! I keep looking at my calorie count telling myself I don't NEED it, but my womanness is saying "the hell if you don't!!!!"  Grrrrr.  I have those Weight Watchers desserts, which are quite tasty, but they're like thisbig.  My chocolate craving is
T H I S  B I G!!!!!!

Trying to control the craving.  To help you fully understand, below is a little illustration of the situation....

See how normal I look in the first pic?  Happy, content. Then, when denied my chocolate,
I get ugly...start talking in different languages, head spins, grow claws, growl...not pretty.

So, trying to get through my ugly today...it's gonna be a LOOOOONG day.